Petty and hilarious yes, scandal no. Now if the emails confirmed that he found Tom Cruise to be a gentle and attentive lover, that’s a scandal.

We’ll always have Russia..

Divest and don’t support any companies that are working with him. Look how fast Uber reacted. Also support organisations and companies that are working against him. Voting with your dollar works really really well.

Buy a sheet of coroplast (is the stuff they make yard signs put of) it’s sturdy, cheap, and dry erase markers work on it.

The anti choice climate here had caused a huge shift in maternal healthcare. Instead of focusing on what’s best for the mother and baby it’s become baby first at all costs. That’s lead to a spike in unnecessary medical interventions in birth which has lead to our terrible maternal mortality rate. Also terrible…

The lifestyle paradox:

I expected more from the studio that brought the world Fungus the Bogeyman.

Hey fellow car enthusiasts this is the perfect time to get in on the ground floor of Marconi Badass Hypercars: the Future is Now!™. We’ve got sky high ideas, a bitchin’ powerpoint, and social media.

I’m really excited to play this game in a couple years.

Just use the system the forklift guys did at the warehouse I worked for.

With the current climate off anti-intellectualism, I’m not surprised.

It’s a penis thing.

These are the folks who think the moon landing was fake and professional wrestling is real. They aren’t necessarily idiots but white people are a dangerous mix of gullible and steadfast in their beliefs.

Sawdust is no joke. A cabinet shop in my hometown blew up because their dust collection wasn’t grounded properly.

So what I gleaned from all this is that he would have sex with a 13 year old.

I kinda figured the 1 litre turbo diesel wouldn’t have as much pep as the v8.

“I apologize for the vulgar words I used. I truly meant to say grab them by the vagina.”

Facts and rational logic have a known liberal bias. I’ll keep my hysterical hearsay and unsubstantiated opinions thank you. They feel so much truthier.