Well if “Professor Bananas” was the best he could do we’re working with some pretty well worn tropes.

They got rich capitalizing their huge pool of unskilled and semi-skilled labor force for non-durable manufacturing. They’re trying to transition to a more western style service economy (which explains the influx of wealthy Chinese kids at American and Europen universities), but they don’t have three natural resources…

I didn’t know you could buy ghosts.

So that’s why he can’t get the hair right.

I’m sorry MatPat, you don’t have to pretend it’s not you I know it’s been a hard road.

Ugh, I have a hard enough time finding clothes that can hold up to an adventure prone little girl to have this shit starting already. Seriously she goes through clothes three times faster than her brothers who are just as active as she is. They make little girls clothes out of tissue paper I swear. Thank goodness…

More like the state with Cleveland.

I’m disappointed he didn’t have a Rick’s College bumper sticker.

Well as Dr. Seuss one said, “There’s a difference between chicks with dicks and dicks with Glocks”

The obvious choice is obvious.

Why don’t you go polish your Festool systainers you socialist billionaire! Seriously though nothing attracts grumpy old men like a woodworking forum.

Walrus lights

Came here for this, was not disappointed. I tip my hat to you.

How did this not get filed as What the Truck! or Truck No! or Oh Truck! missed opportunities here.

Citizen Kane 2: Rosebuddies. Its a buddy cop movie starring golden retrievers!

Needs more headlights. I can’t wait until the aftermarket fills this obvious oversight.

Don’t be a quitter Andrew, it’s unAmerican.

It’s really interesting how if you can do something that would be considered morally wrong but have no negative consequences from that action for long enough, people will find all sorts of ways to justify their actions. Confirmation bias is a hell of a thing.