As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

Just to point out, planes don’t necessarily fly in a straight line from point A to Point B. Here’s an actual Denver-St. Louis flight path I grabbed off Flight Aware. It makes Iowa seem not outside the realm of possibility.

Am already looking forward to the episodes where Loki and the Ancient One get to hang out through time :D

I too can leap over a bar someone left on the ground at my feet.

Although this gun culture arose out of Nixon’s “War on Blacks” I’ve decided it’s come to the current levels of absurdity because we now have two generations of people who didn’t serve in the military. Like, my gun nut relatives are all reasonable gun nuts (ie no more guns than needed for the number of hands you have;…

I have had multiple traffic stops where the cop came to my door with gun in hand. This is what cops do. What the law says is not relevant to them or to judges/juries.

I think this is an important part of the story that is not in this article:

It’s worth reminding that birds are not only descendants of dinosaurs, but cladistically dinosaurs themselves. It goes with the territory. 

i was expecting this

So while I could clumsily out-dodge one bandit, a whole horde of them proved too much for me and my axe, which—I realized while getting beaten within an inch of my life—was forged to chop down trees, not people.

I think a visit to a professional to talk about an inferiority complex that makes one bad restaurant visit with a NYC friend turn into an existential crisis is in order. You had one bad experience. Get over it. If it happens again don’t go back. Its just a restaurant and sushi is plentiful.

But did you love it as much as Glenn Close did? That’s the look she gave all those Dalmatians.

Makes me think of Peter Jackson’s stunning WWI documentary, They Shall Not Grow Old, which uses computer techniques to transform old WWI footage.

Anxiously awaiting the day that this gets screed as a double feature, paired with this one:

In the South we have a tradition of giving to go cups that's the hint to get up and go

I thought the modern day version of the Ku Klux Klan was the Ku Klux Klan, mainly because they are.

He certainly is. He also can’t see.

Fire fighting service be damned.

Maybe a super contagious cold goes around and society becomes a chaotic dystopia because all the men think they’re dying.