Romney enjoys hot dog while viewing sport.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

Who would ever thought the key to beating white supremacists would be higher quality crafts materials?

Slavery *was* a choice...

Hey, friendly reminder.

Well we could never date, then.

The other day, a female ICE officer called in to WNYC and she was so upset that people are vilifying ICE officers as a pack of racist thugs. HM I WONDER WHERE PEOPLE GET THAT IDEA, KAREN.

The fabric of time-space between the universe of satirical fake headlines and our reality has fractured and now they freely intermingle.

How about making a show that profiles people who had their first career choice be derailed by harassment instead.

They need to do this, but in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 sort of way, with a panel of snarky women comedians making pithy comments over the “action.”

Hi. The site you link to uses archive.org, which is the Wayback machine. I hope this is an honest mistake and trust you will acknowledge your error.

I am a queer woman. I’ve spent the last six or seven years on marriage equality and refugee activism. I have seen so many, many good people be screamed down into oblivion based on past misdeeds or chased completely off the radar.

Also, people who watch morning TV by choice (old people and stay-at-home parents, in other words) like their morning TV hosts to seem genial and affable, not like the concept of “wanting to speak to the manager” sprouted legs.

Yes, but those two things are not mutually exclusive. It is possible for there to be both a sharply declining birthrate and a for that to be the pretense under which a dictatorship seizes power. Seizing and maintaining power is the only honest objective.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

I was thinking, this sounds a lot like being married to an alcoholic: his free time planned around one specific activity and becoming angry when he’s asked to stop doing it for even one night; blaming the spouse for her unhappiness and suggesting she’s a nag, or she never lets him have any fun; the disinterest in sex…

I feel like this advice is pretty good for the problem of “my husband plays video games too much” and pretty awful for the writer’s actual problem, which is, “my husband doesn’t want to have sex with me.”

Boxing glove arrow.

At least the trains ran on time? Wait, shit, wrong atrocity.

“On the one hand, I could save myself some trouble if I just de-escalate the situation and maybe tell this lady to chill out, and these guys will probably want to take their business elsewhere anyway, and I can move on. No crime has been committed and if this goes sideways I might end up on the local news, and that’s…