I don’t get this attitude of don’t take the kid out until they leave the table clean. I supervise my kids so they are not majorly disruptive to other customers - this is the criteria where you should not take the kids out (except maybe to a pizza place or fast food). Beyond this, if they make a mess I clean up the big…

I have not, but I have avoided a state for this reason.

This person’s instagram post should be the main story here.

Dear Rick Santorum,

I’m deeply mentally ill. As in I cannot function any capacity that people would recognize as ‘being part of society’. I can’t work. I can’t be in a relationship. I can’t even take care of myself, I forget to bathe and feed myself and regularly forget doctor’s appointments. I rarely leave the house and have panic…

So, basically Old Lady Tank Girl.

Margaret. Atwood.

Apparently they don’t automatically die after stinging—the stinger is barbed, and it can get embedded so deeply that they tear it off trying to pull it back out (which is a fatal injury). But a lot of beekeepers have learned the knack of helping the bee get the stinger out, letting them live on to do the important…

So, this lady was getting treatment BEFORE Goop started promoting it? As much as I think Goop is stupid, I don’t think it’s fair to blame them for this one.

“The hardest thing to reconcile is that just because you have good intentions, doesn’t mean it’s your time to have a voice,” he said.

I was super suprised when I saw that lawyers.com was working with Lindsay and Bernie, as I used to work for them and this just did not match the corporate climate I worked in. They wanted James Earl Jones as their spokesperson then! But then I realized this is lawyer.com not lawyers.com so since they named their…

“Saying it’s ok in cases of rape or incest just makes it clear you just want to punish women for having sex willingly, does it not?”

 As I had to explain to someone elwe today, someone doesn’t have to be 100% correct for the whole of their professional life – particularly an event that’s already past – in order to be correct about the problem that’s being faced right now.

The Klan burned crosses in front of Irish Catholic churches and homes. We were not allowed to bury our dead within the city limits — even Chicago - the oldest Catholic cemeteries are outside the city limits. We built Catholic schools because we weren’t allowed in the public schools. We arrived on coffin ships due to…

Well, the point is to change the culture. We want cops smart enough to recognize the flaws in the system they are working in. We want cops ethical enough to advocate for effective improvements. We want cops creative enough to suggest those improvements.

“We, uh, sent them to a farm upstate where they can run around with their friends!”

Jesus, even if he IS there, is it that fucking tough to assume that T’Challa, or the Queen Mother or Forest Rafiki Character said “Hey, white boy. You’re gonna sit in this room with some popcorn, a Nautilus set and Netflix for a few days. We don’t need the other tribes seeing you right now”

Because their actions both come from a belief they not only had the right to do so but the obligation. Killmonger was angry with Wakanda for never doing anything while black people elsewhere suffered. He felt they were obligated to do more because they could. Cap feels the same, flat out telling Tony if he sees a…

This is a long-winded piece wherein Juzwiak tries to squeeze something juicy out of an artist who’d like to talk about her music.