If you’ve got a machine that will cleanse food residue, awesome! But I’ve always lived in homes with old machines and VERY hard water, all of which means I need a super quick swipe with a sponge if I want clean dishes coming out.

Another awful note on top of all of this: nearly half of Central American babies are breastfed until age 2.

Apparently she really loves her tacos flavored with spit?

Why the hell is he lurking around the pool in a polo and pants anyway? He obviously wasn’t there to swim. They should have at least made sure he was a guest and not some random creeper.

Honestly, I’ve never worried about it because I *was* the super picky kid. And now I’m what you could basically call a foodie if I just stopped to photograph more food before I shove it in my face.

I’m a super-taster too, so I still delight in the flavor of a bowl of plain rice and chicken broth even though I’ve…

Logically I should be mad about this, but I am totally ready to accept whatever stupid comic-booky bullshit excuse they use to bring the ONLY non-sucking Steve Trevor back.

My brother once saw a crashed chicken truck on the highway.

The issues with the term “natural childbirth” are why I prefer to call it “unmedicated childbirth.” It’s a lot less judge-y

Early doctors were a big problem, but women died all the time in childbirth even when only women were allowed at the birth. It’s very simple to research this. It was very normal for a woman to write her will before giving birth (even with midwives) because death was so common.

I’m in some mommy groups and first time moms often make these super detailed birth plans. I’m like, “they’re good for your own education, but don’t expect the medical providers to give a shit about them.”

I hope the teacher gets ZERO shit for this. It’s not their fault this country is a raging dumpster fire and they have to figure out how to impossibly protect our kids from incel terrorists.

They have kicked out European dudes! People still don’t care.

Yep. If “several hundred” people actually called her out on it before she deleted it, that video would still be around, because someone would have saved it.

I had a friend whose divorce took THREE YEARS. They were married for less than a year. No children. What a mess.

Ehhh, when I worked in the food business the cheapskates were all the old people. If you’re going to age discriminate, then go after the boomers who think it’s okay to tip with Jack Chick tracks.

Are cops not allowed to carry smart phones? Between this guy and the cop who never heard of AirB&B, there seems to be a rash of cops making mistakes that could be corrected in five seconds with a simple google search.

Sometimes parents are so used to the screaming that they don’t realize it’s going on. I went out with some relatives and their kid once, and he spent half the meal letting out those ear drilling SHRIEKS kids make when they’re not mad or sad, they just want attention. His parents weren’t being rude - they just…

My kid’s flipping love sushi. The presentation is super colorful, the food comes out fast, they get to eat with their hands, they love dipping stuff in soy sauce, edemame beans are fun to pop - sushi places are GREAT for kids.

I thought people might be overstating the case, but after watching the trailer.... yeah, this movie is definitely aimed at the white suburbanite moms who clutch their phone and gun while watching the Latino guy who happens to be working in their neighborhood walk by.

Seriously. Either he’s so mentally debilitated that he’s a worse liar than a four year old, or he’s fucking hallucinating.