I hope the teacher gets ZERO shit for this. It’s not their fault this country is a raging dumpster fire and they have to figure out how to impossibly protect our kids from incel terrorists.

I saw a great Tumblr post freaking out about the coloring (it really is good) about how she should be colored more like a bird of prey.

They have kicked out European dudes! People still don’t care.

Yep. If “several hundred” people actually called her out on it before she deleted it, that video would still be around, because someone would have saved it.

I had a friend whose divorce took THREE YEARS. They were married for less than a year. No children. What a mess.

Ehhh, when I worked in the food business the cheapskates were all the old people. If you’re going to age discriminate, then go after the boomers who think it’s okay to tip with Jack Chick tracks.

Are cops not allowed to carry smart phones? Between this guy and the cop who never heard of AirB&B, there seems to be a rash of cops making mistakes that could be corrected in five seconds with a simple google search.

Sometimes parents are so used to the screaming that they don’t realize it’s going on. I went out with some relatives and their kid once, and he spent half the meal letting out those ear drilling SHRIEKS kids make when they’re not mad or sad, they just want attention. His parents weren’t being rude - they just…

My kid’s flipping love sushi. The presentation is super colorful, the food comes out fast, they get to eat with their hands, they love dipping stuff in soy sauce, edemame beans are fun to pop - sushi places are GREAT for kids.

Serious question, what regulations make it harder to see out of cars? I was under the impression we need backup cameras because so many of our cars are extremely high (SUVs, big trucks, vans, etc) - since backup cameras are standard in big vehicles but not small sedans.

I thought people might be overstating the case, but after watching the trailer.... yeah, this movie is definitely aimed at the white suburbanite moms who clutch their phone and gun while watching the Latino guy who happens to be working in their neighborhood walk by.

Seriously. Either he’s so mentally debilitated that he’s a worse liar than a four year old, or he’s fucking hallucinating.

They say they tested at airport security terminals, but were the subjects carrying luggage? There’s no way I have the same walk when I’m lugging a diaper bag and a baby and dragging a suitcase.

Welp, I have to go hug my old stuffed bear now.

Now I’m wondering if there’s a ton of wrestlers and hockey players walking around with CTE. (Yes, I know about Chris Benoit, but if concussions are worse than football there must be more than a handful...)

It makes sense, but I suspect this rule will mainly be used to force women politicians to bear the slime and vitriol of twitter’s basement dwellers.

I think I’d be more embarrassed by forgetting to put out the salt and pepper shakers than I would be by having a guest grab them and season whatever I’m serving. To me it’s just part of setting the table.

If you own a wine cellar, the answer to all tipping questions should be YES.

Yeah, this is definitely more “woman murders son and commits suicide.” Heck, add “possibly” in there if you want to allow for some horrible accident.

Except for, well, being male. The representation percentage there is seriously skewed.