A relative: “Should we let the kids say bad things about the president? What if they get bullied in school?”

Me: “They’re multiracial, anyone who gets upset about negative Trump talk would bully them anyway.”

Wait, this study is fundamentally flawed. Anyone who watches movies knows that eating apples makes you an asshole.

I don’t think any trailer has made me gasp so loud in horror, ever.

Minors who are married off face so many struggles too. For example, some women’s domestic violence shelters won’t take minors over the objections of their legal guardian. GUESS who is the legal guardian of a married 14 year old girl.

I know it happens, but also wondering about the logistics. Has the nanny been in jail the whole time waiting for her trial? I can’t imagine she’d be let out on bail ..

They’re mostly hetero dudes, so they’llbe Trying to date women. what did they think was going to happen?

I first learned of this in a webcomic (the Oatmeal, I think?) and can’t help blurting it out any time the Founding Fathers come up because WHAT THE FUCK.

I am %100 behind this choice for the next big bad as long as they follow the original comics and have Wonder Woman *ahem* persuade Cheetah to give up her life of crime with the loving power of the golden lasso.

I like to take the purple carrots and cut five lines on the outside, then slice into disks. it looks like purple flowers with an orange center! Anything to get the kids to eat ‘em..

Good grief, I don’t even leave my crappy worth-$50-old-phone on my car seat for fear that it would be stolen, and he just leaves a $1000 gun in plain view?

Was this some kind of intenional protest? Show that the NRA is a white guns only organization?

I’ll admit - occasionally I am a little sad that being part of a good, responsible pet owner usually means taking your loved pets out of the gene pool.

I have known SO MANY dogs in my life because my mom ran an animal rescue group. Out of many, many dogs, I have known two dogs that were the best dogs ever - kind and…

Beep boop beep! Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

There is definitely a weird emotional denial thing going on.
If you believe there’s some super giant “deep state” government conspiracy to take all the guns... why would this hypothetical evil government go through so much trouble to create a false school that could be unravelled by sleuths online when they could go…

New idea, just stuff all the progressive candidates in a comically large trenchcoat, let them run as one person. They can solve disagreements with an interior vote. Problem solved! Vote Voltron!

I stopped reading the comic when they fucking went into a fucking subdivision with giant a giant DEAD INSIDE sign on the front gate hidden by snow. It’s the suburbs! You don’t go in the suburbs in a zombie invasion!

Maybe everyone more left to Feinstein (isn’t that everyone?) can have a mini progressive primary and then pull together all their resources and votes in a better bid to oust her.

Nah, I just read a bio on her that was either REALLY WRONG or extremely outdated. Could be either one!

Sorry, was chair, now vice chair.

Not the biggest fan in the world of her politics, but doesn’t anyone else think it’s a little too convenient that the most successful primary challenge right now is to a senator who is a chair on multiple VERY IMPORTANT positions, including longtime chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee and Judiciary Committee? …

I think part of the problem is that when a congressperson retires, you lose all their seniority and chairmanship positions. With her positions that could actually be quite a blow at the moment.