There are states where you can become a convicted felon for stealing a cellphone at 18.

Who wants to bet the students figured this out because he tried to talk to some of the girls with his off-the-books social media account?

Jaw breaking grins on black characters have a definite history in racist advertising. Couple that with the odd pose and wiggling bare feet, and it gets into eyebrow raising territory.

When I was working at a used bookstore, we came across and old book that claimed black people evolved from monkeys, while white people were literally made by god in Eden and then spread from there.

This is beautiful. Can I steal this for whenever I see people fretting about where we get our leaders?

Plus, at least one company publicizing their bonuses were actually the result of a long negotiation with the union.

Drink your fluoride, kids!

Makes me glad I’m unrepentantly unfashionable and never stopped using scrunchies. Absolutely the comfiest thing to wear in long, heavy hair besides those lovely weird bear claw hair clips that are impossible to find.

I think it depends on the snake and the situation. My brother once got bitten by a little black snake while he was moving it away from our chicken coop, and it did indeed give him two parallel scratches, possibly because it was a halfhearted bite or because he was moving too fast to get a puncture.

“First date” - sure, sure, if that’s what you want to call it.

This seems almost cruel to the men in the group, like making a rapist sit in on a rape victim help meeting, but maybe they can get some closure out of being able to say whatever they want and know he has to show up six times or go to jail.

People keep condemning him for this, but why on earth would the Republicans go along with it? Surely any Republican offered a job in a naked attempt to steal their seat would just say no?

New helpful word I just learned: instead of asking about a kid’s Mom or Dad, you can just ask where their “grownup” is. Helpful for not hurting the feelings of kids who might have a single parent or grandparents or whatever.

He already made noise about wanting to retire. NO ONE wants to tempt him into leaving so Trump can stick some 40 year old uber-conservative on the Supreme Court.

Reminds me of how the poor Sandy Hook parents keep having their memorials vandalized.

I could quote all sorts of studies why I didn’t opt for an epidural for my labors but the real reason I didn’t is that deep down I’m a weenie, and there’s is no freaking way I could let someone jam a needle in my spine in the middle of labor (and also leave a line going into said spine? Insert Nope Octopus here.)

God damn it, sweetie, you CAN become president someday! *crying*

If this isn’t normal behavior for him, dude needs to be evaluated for early dementia.

I used to love Ree’s blog and was SO happy when she got a show.

The Bath School disaster was created with dynamite and Pyrotol. Such explosives are HEAVILY regulated. Hell, you can set off alarm bells simply ordering too much a certain fertilizers. There’s a reason most domestic sourced modern bombings are fairly small - after OKC, most of the good stuff that lets you take down…