Ahhh, but if he could have the REAL Muslim ban his followers want, then he could keep all the dangerous brown people away!

Guys, this is probably a really stupid question, but I really have no idea - how the hell did they know the girl was undocumented at the checkpoint? Set aside the sheer INSANITY of stopping an ambulance (?!?!??!) to check on the victims within - how did they find out the child was undocumented? I wouldn’t be so…

People, TAKE NOTE. This is a good example of a tactic the Nazis are using and will probably increase - surround and attack victims until they defend themselves out of sheer terror, and then film that self defense as an attack. Then have a prominent and noticeable Nazi run in calling for calm. Notice the white…

I knew plenty of people who didn’t vote, but they were all too young or not naturalized, so they get a pass.

She also thought the sharks were teaching their young to hunt their boat. Which uh, I don’t think is a thing. I think a certain amount of loopiness can be forgiven after months of fear and being stuck with only one other person on a lost boat.

One thing I have learned from comments on this story is that you can buy a beacon that will automatically start blaring out distress calls and your location if it’s exposed to salt water. Very useful if your boat gets flooded or your only communication device drops over the side.

They didn’t have proper equipment, unfortunately. There’s a lot of options for emergency communication, apparently, but they did not have them. (There was a phone, which is NOT ENOUGH, but they lost it the first day of the trip.)

I have weird hormones and with both of my pregnancies, I didn’t show up as pregnant (even on the expensive early response tests) until two weeks after my missed period. And I know I’m not the only one.

I mean... look. Dude. I never touched a cigarette because watching my aunt die horribly of cancer in front of her children was fucking awful, but that doesn’t mean I think “Dying relative” is a viable anti-tobacco strategy. What works for thee does not necessarily work for everyone else. When it comes to mass…

Wait, why wouldn’t total surface coverage in dark colors be good for kids? My kid LOVED how he could bonk into everything, and dark grey doesn’t show stains. I’d make my entire basement over like that if I could.

I was actually rather happy when I ran in to get some Halloween stuff for my kid this week and they still had a big, full Halloween display. Our local Lowe’s already took most of their Halloween gear down and replaced it with Christmas!

Babies have an amazing ability to blow through diapers when you least expect it. Traveling with a baby, ESPECIALLY if you are by yourself and have to carry everything, is a balancing act between stuffing as many spare diapers/clothes as you can and not packing far too much to make it down the plane aisle.

I was…

If anyone was called (it’s not a guarantee in high death rate times), the call would have gone to the man’s widow, not his father. So that part is probably technically true, while lying about trying to set up a myth that Obama ignored dead troops.

“Rape culture” isn’t just a meaningless femnazi buzzword. It’s a term for describing the fact that a lot of our culture - our movies, music, books, social interactions, expectations, are biased towards excusing bad behavior by sexual aggressors while shaming and blaming sexual targets.

I suspect an awful lot of them will be kept in indefinite detention as long as they’re making a profit for the camp owners or can work for room and board - but as soon as they’re sick enough to have medical costs that may hurt profits, they’ll get fast-tracked to deportation.

Nah, we already have defacto black gun control. If you can be shot on sight for the mere idea that you might have a gun, then you don’t have access to the 2nd amendment. Working as intended, there.

Oh, I don’t... stand in the way of teens having safe sex. Like I said, very big believer in early education, free access to contraceptives and important vaccines, etc.

I am so conflicted about my kids’ future potential teenage sexcapades.

I was raised by suuuper permissive hippies, so I’m very pro-education, pro-healthy-sex-life, all that jazz.

But I’m also a mega-nerd who didn’t even meet a person I felt was worth having sex with until I was 21! So to me, personally, teenage sex is…

They did it at my school’s homecoming in NC, so I guess it’s just a thing? You paint a crappy old broken car with the opposing team’s colors and beat the hell out of it with hammers. Sometimes you raise charity money by charging students five bucks to get to swing the hammer.

Also, the likelihood that these idiots swept up all the hazardous broken glass and properly cleaned up after themselves is exactly zero.