I need this game to happen faster.

Jason is too thick to recognize a compliment when he sees it. Kamitani is a visual artist, and not only did he acknowledge Schreier's trite little article and personal insult with humor and grace- but he created an original illustration (fantastic, as usual) to drive the point home. Jason's fragile and insecure ego…

GET IN MAH 3DS!

This is the most hilarious shit Luke has ever come out with... Does it matter if he is a dick? To some people it does. Are you calling all those people wrong or petty?

You should comment less. Much less.

I'm a pretty devout Catholic and it doesn't bother me in the least. A choice you make in a game doesn't define who you are in real life. I guess there will always be fanatics.