This terrible article has done it's job, and that is really the only thing that matters to Kotaku. Readersssss! Page Viewsssss! It was dreadful... and the shoe-horned attempt at using games as some sort of relationship indicator was flimsy at best. Keep this drivel to Jezebel please... the comments would be a hell of…

Plus, I find this Twitter age so hilarious...

Nintendo had this issue with the 3DS.

Game sales are declining generally though... a new, 400/500 dollar console wont change that.

Who cares??? Please stop reporting about the fucking CPU. Wii hardware was shit, and yet it gave me years of fun... give it a tossing rest!!!

Awkward? Is someone a tad impatient? Well, join the club obviously... but really, this is a teaser... and it works.

Urgh, this sounds like gossip you should be telling a friend about... but fair enough, you don't want to be misrepresented.. I'm glad there is actually some stuff about the game at the end..

Nah, a Cliffhanger is just that moment of gasping suspense... the Cliffhanger can be great, even if the pay-off is bad... having an amazing Cliffhanger and amazing Payoff... well yeah, that is brilliant!

Prrrrobably.

Smash Bros is in the same sub-genre. It's not whether this is better than that, it's just how dumb the review reads... as if nobody has ever seen a brawler game before.

Well, there is either some nudging from Sony or Tina was trying to be oh so clever... either way it comes off as awkward... and a tiny bit patronising...

I like how drip fed this review is, in terms of getting to the point of what this game is. Seems like a glorious waste of time (excuse for more words?)

Oh sure, maybe it is... but Gamespot just has... this attitude... as if it was some highbrow publication like EDGE who simply must demolish average games (and the odd good one, just for shock value)

You know those TV shows that are terrible, but you find yourself weirdly not changing the channel initially.. Jezebel is just like that. It does make me feel so grateful that no woman in my life are anything like the editors or the majority of the commenters though, so hey... there is a legitimately good thing this…

That's just Gamespot's MO now...

Nintendo's NEW hardware. It's still new to developers, whether the visuals are current or next gen is irrelevant. Developers still need to get to grips with the new tools they have been given.

You're comparing a pop-up card to that video???

Well P4 came out quite near the end of the PS2's life, so it isn't a big deal if P5 is a swansong. I'm also eagerly anticipating it though! (People buy Golden!!!)

Why would they NEED to put in that epileptic-inducing writing...

I absolutely love Dead Space. I refuse to be dragged into the boring "is it or isn't it scary" talks that plague all comments about the series... it's dark, disgusting and sci-fi... and it's a bloody good series so far!