KTPBug
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KTPBug

I'm also a product of the "Jennifer" wave, and also have an extremely usual last name. I am one of the few people in my family who DOESN'T have a completely crazy name (we've got an Etta, an Ursula, a Twyla May...the list goes on), so I always thought if I could change my name, I'd go for something a little more out

The worst was sophomore English class with four of us, but there were never less then two. It was like a natural phenomenon, like how many eclipses can occur in a twelve month period.

Yup, me too. Just recommended it for the first lady!

I see Michelle Obama in this.

Join hands with me, fellow! How many per class per year for you?

I feel your pain, fellow Jennifer. Although I've come to like my name more as I get older, now that there's no longer the issue of being one of six Jennifers in a class (looking at you, 3rd grade!). I hated "Jenny", too, but now I like it. My dad called me "Niffer", but I don't think that's going to catch on.

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

That is the kind of Anglophile that I am. I like the pop culture (e.g. music, film) and everyday life, rather than the monarchy (which I despise).

Oh, it was definitely tacky and tasteless and stupid. But he seems to have learned from his mistake (to Charles's credit, he apparently packed Harry off to Auschwitz with lecturers and no photographers).
I think he has turned out well since then. He has done some dumb things, but nothing morally reprehensible. He seems

SLAVES BECOMING RESTLESS STOP TELL CARL TO SMOTHER HIS HUMAN AND SET FIRE TO YOUTUBE HEADQUARTERS IMMEDIATELY STOP I WILL HANDLE THE ONE THEY CALL BURT STOP SEND A LENGTH OF ROPE AND SOME KEROSENE AND THEN DESTROY ALL RELATED CORRESPONDENCE STOP

Serving up some Fifth Element style fierceness.

I think it's a little... dumb that domestication is seen as some kind of evil plot by humans to get animals under their control. Cats and dogs? It's unlikely that they were domesticated intentionally, at least in the beginning. It's speculated that the first dogs came from wolves that followed human groups around to

It's a bad omen to start a new year on such a disingenuous note. This comment is nowhere near clever enough to justify your unwillingness to take ownership of your eye-for-eye, fat-for-fat attitude.

In our defense, Carlton has shown up to do the "Carlton Dance" during Will Smith shows/appearances so... You know, it could've happened!

James Avery showed up halfway through the performance, hoisted Jazzy Jeff up by the seat of his pants, and hurled him offstage.

True story related to Damon Wayans and what a dumbass I am - I saw him on The New Girl and my sister was like, damn, he's fine, and I was like, isn't he pretty old? So I looked it up and he was like 52 or so. We were impressed because he definitely didn't LOOK that old. Then we realized it was Damon Wayans JUNIOR.

Jena Malone really was awesome. Terrific job.

11/10 A++ Zappos... that's some damn fine trolling right there.

PETA runs what they fraudulently call a "shelter" in Norfolk, VA, where they kill 93% of the animals they take in regardless of their condition. A very few are transferred to other organizations, but they have murdered thousands of perfectly adoptable animals.

Do they have a faux-cutesy video about the thousands of dogs and cats they kill and put in freezers for storage?