“Except for the SC430, of course. When was the last time you saw one of those?” I actually see these all the time and every time I point at them and say “Look, that’s the worst car in the world”.

I realize you’re probably half joking, half serious here but I’m going to go ahead and take this too seriously anyway.... Something to consider is that just like Tyler up there said language is very imprecise and as a consequence developers spend enormous amounts of time coming up with a language that humans can more…

I think white makes anything look a bit understated but for it's time, I don't think that car is understated. It's got weird side skirts and the front bumper looks somewhat aggressive compared to the 3 series it came from..

When have M cars been understated... And just for the record I kind of like the glowing M emblems. Not because I would want to show off and be a douchebag but because I like it. And if I did have one I would shamelessly point out how fucking cool the glowing M emblems on the seats were.

If so, than I imagine they are debuting the new Lamborghini Aventador (squared), which is simply two Lamborghini Aventadors joined together by two whirling, razor-sharp pieces of carbon fiber ready to cut down any who stand in its way, to make one outrageous vehicle of perfection.

My mother once showed where I could go really fast in her 2010 Camaro SS. I guess she didn't expect me to hold it to the floor as long as I did because she starting hitting me and telling me "that's enough" when we got above 140... Later on that same trip she didn't let me race the highly modified 60s' Corvette that…

I can't be the only one who thought this...

This should come in an "Unhappy Meal" which would naturally also come with French cries.

There should be a new delivery company that only uses this van. But what would they call themselves...

Jason, there's something really wrong with you. The worst part is I actually would love to see crazy stuff like this driving around. I feel so dirty for saying that...

As long as it's light, small and well hidden, systems like this seem like a pretty good idea. Though I suppose if you're riding a harley or a goldwing you're probably not worried about bike weight. But for people who ride things more like motorcycles and less like a Lazy boy, it matters.

Maybe I'm not the only one to say so but if you bought a new M3... or any M car for that matter... that free service would be pretty awesome considering the cost of oil changes on those cars... Although I can't really see free oil changes as a something that would draw an M buyer in. "Yes, I'm buying this $70k M3…

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says Hellcat

Agreed, could you guys suck some more Dodge dick please?

Agreed, could you guys suck some more Dodge dick please?