If your inclined to get out of jury duty you need know only two words: jury nullification. Intimate that you know what it is and no lawyer is likely to seat you on their jury.

I can basically guarantee that if someone started playing live country music on any flight I’m on they’re going to need an air marshal right quick.

You can be against the actions of another country without being racist; it’s okay.

That’s why I first try to open every door with my mind. It hasn’t worked yet, but one day...

I find Instagram is mostly a place for me to house the infinite (and totally useless) pictures of clouds I end up taking for reasons that aren’t entirely understood.

Am I the only person that wakes up in the morning and wants to start throwing firebombs? This whole fucking planet makes me so irate every moment of every day and I don’t know what to do anymore.

I bake salmon in a pan, does that make it pie? ;)

Blueberry pizza sounds alright, I’d give it a shot.

The guy is clearly an idiot and I fear you are wasting your time, but I appreciate the effort.

Their opinion might be ‘worthless,’ but they still get to help elect our president; therein lies the problem.

As someone headed to Orlando at the end of the month, can we hold off on its transfer to the moon? I’d happily visit Disney in space but I suspect the flight there might be a touch more costly than the flight I booked across the U.S.

Ravers have been doing this for a decade. It’s cool, and I hate to rain on your parade, but it’s not new.

They’re currently trying to push for a new rail line in my state (Washington) for the sole purpose of moving higher quality coal to the coast to ship to Asia (I believe it was in partnership with some Chinese firm/firms but I can’t recall exactly so we’ll just go with ‘Asia’). There is some fairly strong opposition…

There is something I find immensely satisfying about playing with their loose skin. :P

Let me know when they have a hairless option.

Just shaved my head after having not cut my hair for more than half a decade; I feel you.

As someone from Richland (the town next to Hanford), you totally should take the tour; it’s amazing. I don’t know if the same tour visits both LIGO and the B Reactor but both are worth checking out if you have the opportunity.

It’s mostly because a large part of the world places no value on education (formal or otherwise).

I miss it too on occasion; my time in my early- to mid-twenties in the service industry led to some amazing friendships and experiences. Then I remember how much effort it all was. :P

Having worked in my fair share of kitchens, there aren’t nearly enough coked-up cooks in this game. :P