He smells like mildewed sweat socks and breathes noisily through his mouth and conversates solely with her tits!

This is excellent, but I’m a sucker for Zerggiee’s Yenefer.

Quick question to prove my coworker is insane. We use some Aver equipment at work for videoconferencing and my coworker insists on pronouncing the brand as A.V.-er, while a normal person would likely be inclined to say Aver. I think he’s nuts; who is right?

I’m confused. They’re not supposed to have alcohol and that’s somehow the newspaper’s problem? It seems to me that if they aren’t supposed to have alcohol they should be more careful about where they store it and how they allow their stuff to be photographed.

“Gode dayum, Beell!” - Old Lady, 2016

Thank you for making this 33-year-old feel less old. :)

Makes sense to me.

Alright, I’ll be that guy. These are not memes; these are image macros. Can we please stop calling them memes? No? Fine, I guess I’ll go sit in the corner and cry about the state of the English language. Next you’ll be telling me “conversate” is an acceptable word and that “male” and “female” are acceptable nouns…

Most of her library is pretty good IMO, but here new stuff has really been just my style.

They’re lucky they aren’t American or Australian. I’m pretty sure both countries have bans on the sale of ambergris. I’m surprised to learn that the EU does not.

Aha! I think that was the one! :D

Thanks, it’s a handle I’ve been using for about 15 years now. I use it because my home town is nuclear powered but I’ve discovered that the vast majority of people associate it with a fixed-gear bike brand (or perhaps race series, I don’t honestly recall :P ).

I can’t believe no one posted Kill v Maim for you! Allow me to remedy this.

Yep, specifically chaos magic.

I’m always more inclined to first think of Neal Stephenson, but that’s just because I’m an old.

I’m pretty sure cardboard also contains real wood particles. ;)

Can we just hurry up and invent artificial wombs already? Who wants a baby growing inside of them?

If this concerns you then I have only one bit of advice:

Since the term “holocaust” isn’t defined as having anything to do with religion or a particular peoples I can’t find fault with the name; that’s just funny stuff right there. Now, the actual game they were playing, on the other hand, was pretty insensitive.

This is exactly how I feel about many of my fellow smokers. It’s not hard to smoke without being an asshole, but there are so many idiots who think of no one but themselves and they end up giving the rest of us a bad name.