I’m going to send the person that writes headlines for Gawker Media a dictionary one of these days.

Meh, as long as the goat’s cool with it I don’t really have a problem. It doesn’t seem that high a price to pay for what you seem to be selling as guaranteed happiness in a significant other. That said, as you pointed out when posing the question, I can see how this hypothetical could be harder to answer for a woman;…

She (he?) does look to be pretty good at sitting on that couch. My guy has never quite figured it out.

I’m not a rider, but that’s basically how I live my life as an American. I feel like we seem so ignorant and rude to everyone (other Americans included) that I feel I have to go out of my way to not be “that” American.

I’m also a big fan of this one:

I have drawn my gun to protect myself only once, and it was practically this exact situation. I accidentally cut off a driver changing lanes once (I was changing lanes to get out of his way but he was impatient and decided to change lanes to go around me at the same time) and he pulled this same move (jumping in front…

Admittedly, I don’t follow the Kardashian/Jenners terribly closely; when did Kendall get huge? That woman is, like, 8 feet tall now!

I think you require more vespene gas.

That’s fair. You’re almost certainly right in that context (which is really what OP was talking about).

I’ve known a few guys named Tracey and I thought the same thing.

Netanhayu’s sanity is debatable.

The way we play it players are dealt a mix of blank and fill-out cards and given time to fill out the blank ones. There are also blank cards mixed into the deck so you may draw a blank card during play and you can make a new card during the game from a blank in your hand. I’m not sure if the original rules called for…

I love it because you can make it as simple or as complicated as you like. It generates lots of fun inside jokes as the deck evolves over time with people constantly making new cards to counter old ones.

This very much reminds me of a game my friends and I started playing a few years ago called “1000 Blank White Cards.”

Ha, joke’s on you! I’m not wearing any underwear!

“Americans from every state have contacted our office to say that they stand with her.”

They fail to mention that Americans from every state have also contacted their office to say that they condemn her actions.

That’s how I feel watching Syfy’s show “Dark Matter.” I saw Jodelle Ferland as a child in multiple shows in the early- to mid-2000s and seeing her now in her early 20s feels odd.

And also Jess, and also Logan. Did she date anyone worthwhile? In any case my excitement cannot be contained.

I know the feeling (to some degree, I understand it’s not the same and everyone’s story is a bit different). I struggled most of my teen life and into my 20s not knowing why I felt so uncomfortable about my own limbs, until my doctor mentioned BIID and things just kind of clicked into place. I’m still hopeful that…

With that voice how could you not? I’m a pretty straight guy, but that voice makes me feel things.