People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Sometimes I feel like Anna’s beat for The Slot merits a GoFundMe for a spa day.

I’m sure the boy was just innocently confused and thought opening her personal pictures, taking a picture of his own and announcing he’d spread it around was roughly the same as other times she’d let them use it in class.

For their part, the Union County School district maintains that the subject of the photograph is not the problem, rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.

The students’ online petition says: “Leigh Anne Arthur is the victim of a blatant attack of her privacy. Personal photographs were illegally obtained by a student and were sent to other students in the school (Union County High). After being escorted off of school property, we (the students) are left to believe that…

RUNNING A BLOG IS ONE OF THE WORLD’S HARDEST JOBS. 1. coal miner 2. emergency room doctor 3. blogger 4. lion tamer

Does anyone describe herself as a “thick Latin woman with lots to hold onto?” I think not. “Latin woman?” Is she from ancient Rome? “thick with lots to hold onto?” A full-figured woman would probably describe her body differently. I think either the blogger made this up or her husband did.

I bet like 15% of this happened and the other 85% is exagerated. Like when you start to tell a story about how some guy looked at you weird on the bus and your friend isn’t interested as you thought they’d be, so you tell them the guy didn’t have a nose and was holding a sword.

Of course it’s closer than a typical employer/employee relationship. The kids I have been with for nearly two years? OF COURSE I love them! That doesn’t mean that my wages are “generosity” though. I’m still earning the money through doing labor, and doing a good job of it.

While running a work errand and texting both my boss and my husband, I managed to accidentally text “I love you,” to my boss. At the time, we all laughed about it.

It’s probably because you’re not a mom. They are so annoying and eye rolly 95% of the time to me.

Made up, or at least seriously inflated. Sultry Latina homewrecker: check. Salacious text conveniently sent to boss instead of bestie (come on, really?): check. Her husband publicly demonstrating his love & fidelity by promptly firing the nanny: check.

“...I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist...”

For some reason, I find the cardigan detail the most obnoxious aspect of this saga.

Not to be THAT internet commenter, but my partner is old friends with Kyle Martino from their soccer days, and has been ribbing him about it all day since he saw the NYPost story. Kyle maintains that it is true. Of course it’s possible there’s something HE’S hiding from everyone, but I mean...he’s also really fucking…

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm

Oh, dude. After last night, it is 1000% Caila. Now she has a tragic backstory about how she opened up and was rejected and now she REALLY doesn't know if she can love again! Tune in to find out!!!

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

I have one that is always saying "OMG!! LUCKIEST GIRL EVAR!!!" about everything her husband does. Honey, most of the rest of us also have husbands who help us when we're sick or vacuum once in awhile. It's just called not being an asshole and isn't really brag-worthy.