A friend once said this to me once:

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

From the linked article:

Where's the post about those weird faces the Haim bassist was pulling?

OK that does it. I have been considering adopting a dog for over a year, but since we only have space for a small dog, I have been wavering. I did not realize that there were so many little fellas in need of a home! Welcome to NYC, little dogs! One of you is going to come and live with me.

My eleven year old chihuahua finds your opinion incorrect.