I like the way you think.

A LOT of the EU is bad bordering on awful. Opinions aside, though, disregarding the EU makes economic and creative sense. You want a screenwriter to write a good movie. You don't want him or her to be hampered by having to sift through an insurmountable amount of information to decide where they can write a line of…

If I found a genie in a bottle, and he gave me three wishes, this would be one of them.

I wish this were so. I wish Lucasfilm would just erase the prequels (or even remake them with a completely new backstory). Where's Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones with that little amnesia wand when you need them? The SW world would be a much better place if we could all collectively forget that these films ever…

"can still safely be counted as canonical"

There's... too many of them!

Dang it! I was just at the bookstore yesterday looking for something new to read!

Michael Bay, the futurist. Who knew?

The ones that live in the African countryside?

Man, I couldn't disagree more. He was stale as Tranduil and he was even staler as Ronan (granted, he was working with terrible dialogue). He LOOKED awesome. I'll agree with that. I think the character design was one of the best I've seen on film in a while, but his overall villain-ness was kinda flat for me.

Set in the war-ravaged African countryside, a U.S. soldier and a French foreign aid worker team up to survive the alien onslaught.

This little gem seems appropriate here.

Cue Star Trek references in 3, 2, 1...

I'm confused. Sorry.

Agreed, 100%.

Data phone, for sure. Although, I'm not always convinced that it has changed it for the better.

don't enjoy them

I've tried several of these strategy games over the years, but I think that I am either far too impatient to play them or just completely clueless when it comes to strategy. How does one get better at these kinds of games?

Jinkies! That's troubling...

Top 'o the morning to ya!