I make jokes about this shit or I lose my mind.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

And in The Golden Girls before that!

Jenny lewis is mesmerizing in everything.  I wonder what *she* thinks of this.  It would be interesting to hear.

I saw a whale shark once while on a fishing trip. If I’d had my mask, snorkel, and fins, I might have jumped in and followed it for a little ways. It was pretty cool.

Stop hiding all of your scripted program behind a pay wall, CBS!

I guess the AV Club is the one place he can lose.

You poor dear.

If Blumhouse just want to remake a bunch of ‘90s Jean Claude Van Damme action movies with Betty Gilpin in the lead role, I think I’d be down with that.

Let’s see...

SO HAPPY they got the nom’s they did. That show is so fucking awesome.  For those Jezzie’s who have not partaken, get thee to Netflix NOW. 

Damn, that’s a dark view of what constitutes “comedy”—-

That crazy bitch doesn’t have enough face for her head size.

that was the single-take episode and yes, it was absolutely fantastic. you can pretty much stop watching after that one, it’s the clear peak

Hopefully Flanagan will stick the landing this time. Giving that show a happy ending by arbitrarily changing the nature of the house after spending 9 episodes unambiguously depicting it as a bad place with malevolent intentions was a terrible decision.

I didn’t know it was possible to use the word “cabaret” so much.

Watching her (this season in particular) has been a fascinating study in narcissism.