Companies pay more money for 13 weeks usage of a moderately catchy pop song in a radio commercial. Perpetual usage across millions of units should realistically cost EA more than $15k.

She wasn’t raped. And investigators believed the sexual assault was staged. A nine year old could easily hit a six year old in the head with a maglite hard enough to do serious and irreparable damage, if not kill. And considering Burke was known to have a temper, and had actually hit JB in the face with a golf club,…

Didn’t know one had to be “qualified” to discuss politics.

“Clooney’s lack of emotion and near robotic delivery (the man is media trained to death) makes for uncomfortable viewing.”

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

Placing bets her expression will match her personality and character - emotionless and as interesting as cardboard.

Which is what makes throwing her to the ground and kicking her totally acceptable.

I’m guessing Travolta. So many secrets hide beneath that terrible wig.

I feel like the John Travolta name has something to it, but can’t pinpoint why.

John Travolta?

Travolta?

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Fallon is an idiot.

No, he’s going to veto a bill that would open up the US to all kinds of foreign lawsuits.

I’m just going to say this:

Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure. To the U.S. of motherfucking A. and also of wherever he is actually from. Fuck you. I will fight you.

Since no one explained the joke yet, normally safe words for BDSM are short like for example, “kumquat.” That way, if you are in the middle of a BDSM act and it gets too much for you, you yell out, “KUMQUAT!” and you partner knows to stop then and there.

It’s being white that really makes her an expert on the lives of non-white people.

Agreed. When I think of racial injustice and serious commentary on the state of the nation, the first thing that comes to mind is: But what do the hot 20-something year old blondes who more than likely got everything in life handed to them think?

Better awkward than an asshat like Chris Brown.