Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

Don't be a celebrity if you cant handle the weird shit.

#Firstworldproblems

"Post-Hitting Era", lol.. speak for yourself.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"

"TL;DR"

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Yeah he'll have fewer than zero parties to go to.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

Marketing is business...

Well she's not a gamer so she wouldn't know.

Pfff hahaha. A character that never talks, not once, and is only seen in-game if you set up portals the right way. She couldn't have chosen a more non-existent character.

Unfortunately with websites like Kotaku promoting the shit she does, she'll be with us for quite some time and gaming will be fundamentally altered because of it (bye bye DoA and SC girls)...

Oh for fuck's sake, is she still around?

I pity you. I really do.

I tried to embrace 3D Zelda games, purchasing and playing them as they were released. I enjoyed them for a time, but that time was growing shorter and shorter with each successive title, to the point where Skyward Sword is still sitting on my shelf, wrapper intact.