What are you, her professor? Psshh, bitch please.

Holy shit this is creeping me out. It's like staring at a porcelain doll. Dolls scare me.

That's not a bush. It might be a ficus or a rubber tree plant.

That's hot. I wish more women were like you.

*rimshot*

The peripheral is adorable.

Dat cyborg ass.

Awesome possum. This is the one I voted for!

What's with the outfit? She thinks she's Dracula now? pffft..

OMG the red one is awesome (#4). Reminds me of those old school children's books.

Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

Nailed it.

LOL! That's hilariously fucked up.

Thank you for having the courage to say what we're all thinking. To me, this whole pony crap is on the same level as Honey Boo Boo.

Schweppez, because I LOVE Schweppes ginger ale.

What's wrong with going home after work? If you want to hang out with the aroma of my sweaty balls in the air be my guest, but excuse me for wanting to take a shower and change clothes after work.

A mother fucker always fucks mothers.

A good craftsman never blames his tools.

Got the helmet for my avatar! Hooray!

Don't mind him. He's a Sony ass licker.