What's the matter, "PC master race"? Already bored of marrying elves and slaying glitchy dragons in dull combat?

They look pretty to me. Not a fan of white nail polish?

LOL I GEDDIT!

Oh no, an inanimate object is coming to make me fat!

Ho-Ho's are the shit. Their cupcakes are alright. I just love chocolate/fudge in general.

Ho-Ho's are really the only snack I like from Hostess. I remember I used to sneak one into my lunch box almost everyday when I was in elementary school :)

Why doesn't Nintendo make an official thumb stylus (thylus?) It'd be so much comfortable than this thing. You'd be holding the 3DS the way it's supposed to be held while using the screen as a second slide-pad.

Shit, coming from you I can't tell whether that last sentence was sarcasm or not..

There were Portuguese speakers in GTA 4? I never knew that. I play that game alot, too.

What makes you so sure? The Mexicans in RDR sounded pretty damn authentic to me.

And cancelling 2 Mega Man games in a row is bad management. Straighten up, Capcom.

Yeah because everyone is 15 and have no bills to pay.

I laughed so hard at the way she said "Ok, you are going to be punished!" in such an unintimidating way.

Who is the one at the very top left supposed to be?

I hope GTA V is out by then. Yes, yes, I'm pathetic.

After looking at more gameplay clips, I'm starting to come around. That trailer was terrible though, it was way too different from what was shown the first time.

He should apologize for that shitty trailer. Good for Platinum Games, but I don't want Bayonetta. I want what was shown E3 '09. It's really sad that a 2 year old trailer looked more impressive than the new one.

Sean William Scott has the goofiest face ever. Even when he's not being funny, I can't help but smirk, It's as if I think he's about to trip or do something silly.

Why? He's just the epitome of everyone that hates the VGA's in a nutshell.

This is terrible. I'm still trying to deny that this is real. Why is it so different from the original trailer? Everything, from the voice acting, the hack n slash (I deeply despise), to the in-your-face words with font out of some 80's heavy metal album cover is just lame. What a bummer.