Whoooaa nelleh!

@NarooN: Are fake.

@Dan2593: If I was the one being lasso'd and hog-tied I wouldn't apologize. I'd take a beating like a man. Even if it meant being brutally tortured by being strapped to a chair with the seat removed and having someone swing a thick rope under the seat smashing my balls, over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

@surft: lol the cat has a face like "Christ, it is 3 am in the morning, I'm trying to sleep god damnit"

@Manly McBeeferton: For a dollar?

Are the dice real?? are the logos mean to be on the 1's side? Man I really want that card/dice pack.

Why do the red one's look so dirty??? Like they were dipped in oil or something.

Chic-fil-a's hot sauce is Texas Pete! I had it for the first time last week with those potato waffle fry things :)

@Bradley Whitmore: No the store usually smells great. But the people that were there at midnight launch had serious body odor. Typical nerd stench.

@[N7]incubushead: What's wrong with the word "fag"? It can mean different things depending on context. Idk about you but when I call someone a fag, it'll most likely mean I'm calling them a pussy or a fruitcup.

@itsavw: Lol eww that's gross. It looks like grated cheese.

BEWBZ! I like how she gives herself a wedgie :D

This kid is just trollin, but the actual news report about these people is just sad.

Why the hell would his lips be black from sucking Daffy Duck's dick?

You know what smells??? Gamestop at midnight launches. Jesus, I went to one for the first time to buy Red Dead Redemption. I waited for 5 minutes, then I gave up and decided to wait in my car. It smelled like armpits and spaghetti in there. Once I got my game I went home and immediately took a shower. I felt like…

@surft: I hear rancher girls like it in the rear xD

The shirt on the bottom left is an avatar award that can be unlocked -_-

"Fuckin' white people, how do they work?!"

@CKeiser: That isn't a spoiler, it's the plot of the story.

This one literally had me laughing for 10 minutes straight.