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Stealth Deadspin article?

God the responses to this article make me hate the community here to be honest.

By “worst articles Deadspin put out” do you mean “most read articles Deadspin put out”?  Because the first is subjective, and the second is objectively true.

A much better Penny Arcade, but from Wednesday

How do those boots taste?  

Confused why this is a sequel instead of an expansion. Especially since it doesn’t drastically update the core elements of the gameplay like you’d imagine a sequel would. OW’s firstly been a pvp game with light story. There’s barely any update to pvp save for things we already would get like new characters/maps/gamemod…

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Why am I continually seeing people spam that wildly incorrect report from a nobody website? Nobody has been fired, we’re all still here doin’ our thing. Like these posts, which you’re commenting under right now.

Bad take.
The last season was terribly written and it had nothing to do with it not ending the way we liked. You enjoying it is fine - you dismissing criticism because you enjoyed it is not fine, just childish.

The problem wasn’t how it ended, it was the execution (which was rushed and perfunctory).

you must be in a state of denial. These fucksticks fumbled the story, pacing, characters/development, dialogue, unresolved plot lines... etc. without the books to go off of, these two are talentless hacks who managed to fail upward. Aren’t these the same two assholes that thought making a show about the south winning…

THANK THE FUCKING LORD

something about a dude named ishamael talking about whales in this situation feels weird.

MAYBE IF CAPTAIN AMERICA DIDN’T OVERSHOOT THE LANDING AND  LANDED ON AN IRON PLATE, WE COULD HAVE DRILLED A BIT BETTER!!!

Deadspin’s take on replay

Personally, I lost all love for food when I found out that professional chefs change it to taste better by using all kinds of fake spices and herbs and techniques. Also, I am convinced that things I have no idea how to do at a high level are incredibly easy and I could do them if I wanted to, which I don’t, so there. 

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

Clinton won Harris County.