Why am I continually seeing people spam that wildly incorrect report from a nobody website? Nobody has been fired, we’re all still here doin’ our thing. Like these posts, which you’re commenting under right now.

something about a dude named ishamael talking about whales in this situation feels weird.

Deadspin’s take on replay

Personally, I lost all love for food when I found out that professional chefs change it to taste better by using all kinds of fake spices and herbs and techniques. Also, I am convinced that things I have no idea how to do at a high level are incredibly easy and I could do them if I wanted to, which I don’t, so there. 

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

Clinton won Harris County.

uhhhhh what? Houston’s blue as hell

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

What a fucking dirtbag. I hope he gets hit in the nuts with a Buick.

My question, during my first viewing of The Ring, was: What if you didn’t answer the phone after viewing the tape? Would they call back? What if you hadn’t paid the bill and your phone was disconnected? If the caller left a message on voice mail, would it still count and what if you didn’t check your messages?

I wonder what happened three years ago that made the Japanese think the U.S. wouldn’t want a small electric car and would start regressing as a country?

Actually there’s no evidence Barnum ever said that (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_sucker_born_every_minute).

Show me a local news station that doesnt report on robbery homicides. This is a video game site that has reported on many Pokemon Go related events (including when people find dead bodies or get in car accidents) so of course they would report on it and it’s relevant.

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

By not reading it

how can you read this article and come away with that take.

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

Hot take:

Hot Polygamists Who Love Road-Tripping Want to Meet Up In Your Area!

Instead of a drug dealer breaking my kneecaps, now my own wife was gonna do it. I was crestfallen.