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All the martial arts in the Olympics are literal physical confrontations, not self defense. Can karate be used for self defense? Sure! The way it is used in the Olympics is in an offensive, match based manner. Projectile events are utilizing tools that originated specifically to make it easier to kill people and

Man, I don’t know if I missed it or not, but if you’re going to be a regular at Deadspin now we’re all better for it. Loved your book. Love this writing.

+1 Except When It’s Time to Extend Their Benefits for Being Heroes and Doing What Few Would Do

Kind of shocked by this.

Someone needs to explain to Nick Underhill what the fuck “undertones” are. Usually they are slightly subtler. 

From the comment section on the source article: “I don’t even know who either of these people are, but I must say, as a straight black man who loves white girls messiness...this is top shelf."

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

“Florida Man Dies In Crash While Watching Both Porn And Netflix At The Same Time On His Dashboard”

MLS has announced that they are banning Hong Kong from any future hosting opportunities.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW, KAEPERNICK?

No shit. I showed plenty of neck and nobody denied me of my prize for winning the North Shore Conference varsity math meet. I still have Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions sitting on my bookshelf to prove it.

You couldn't have just gone somewhere else to sleep without the needles poking out of you?

THAT IS INDEED A TRANS FLAG!

yeah SonicFox is def the way forward

Is he playing with a trans flag around his shoulders?

He’s Goku of the FGC. “I Am getting pumped! Players are getting stronger and stronger”

goddamn i love how much of a good sport sonicfox is. 

Does IGN ever give anything other than a 9 or a 3?