What I always find so especially pathetic about ISIS is the sheer and stunning stupidity and hypocrisy of hating the West while benefiting immensely from its institutions and the values that built those institutions. You fucktards wouldn't have Twitter, Youtube, email, or even the fucking internet without the West but…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

LESBIAN SHITASSES FTW!!!!

They keep sending off for Sea Monkeys.

This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of…

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

I went to Miss Porter's School for girls (aka Jackie Kennedy's high school). My newsfeed was clogged with my classmates' disapproval of the Lilly/Target collaboration...when I tried to call them out on how they were just upset poor people would be wearing Lilly they pretty much all talked down to me by trying to…

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the Refinery29 tweets.

Sigh.....a white guy that would wear "funky jamiroquai hats" in high school. I lost my virginity in his storage unit. :-/

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

I love this blog. I've done everything humanly possible to avoid restaurant work. My mom waitressed to feed us. 2 -3 restaurant jobs at a time. Knew it wasn't for me. My body is wrecked at 37 because I have always taken warehouse and lifting jobs. Pick up heavy shit move it to another location, put heavy shit down.…

"It's so crazy this copper hook thing we designed to go up in you is effective! Try it today" -doctors

Mark, I am always happy to help...when it comes to Ace of Base I will always help.

Aw, shucks. I put my Chuck E. costume on one gigantic foot at a time, just like everyone else.

Cosby paid for her college tuition and her parents believed he had a "father-like" mentoring relationship with her. Hill ended the relationship when she was 19.

She's Greek. We have olive oil flowing in our blood, keeping our skin youthful.

Do any of us, really?