No. Seriously, it invalidates the entire list. And how the fuck could you not include The Fifth Element?

Ok honestly I’ve whacked off to low res porn jpegs in the late 90s that’s sexier than this pic.

Protip for any city where you’re using the rail transit: Save an image of the transit map to your phone. That way you can consult it without looking like a big ol’ tourist staring at a map and making yourself a target, and it’s available should you lose cell service in the tunnels.

If your hardware store still has any, go list ‘em on markeplace real quick!

I’m sorry that Team Mayo was just made of better people.... a smaller group of MUCH better people.

Nothing screams confidence in your gameplay like advertising a product to skip it all.

The reason parents freak out about bedtimes has more to do with wanting their own downtime than worrying if their kids are getting enough sleep. I love my kids and love spending time with them, but after I’ve already been awake for 13-14 hours, worked a full day, made dinner, gave them baths, etc, I need them to go to…

Playing Street Fighter 2 on the Switch: Cool!

I want to believe Capcom and Nintendo had the same old CD from some 90s world music store lying around and thought “eh sounds about right”.

Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

TIL cooking during Blood Moons grants food bonuses

If you flip the image and invert the colors you can read on the bottom right of the Switch screen: Metroid Prime 4 will be released in 2018

then the kotaku article should reflect that, this is not a korean website.

Geez, if you can’t mingle with the groupies anymore, what’s the point of celebrity? Fame and fortune only fills a small hole in ones life. Groupies allow one to to fill many holes.

Bonus screenshot:

That’s just huevos rancheros but with bread instead of tortillas.

She awoke to nature’s call in the middle of the night. Sleepily she stumbled to the bathroom dreading the coldness of the toilet seat. To her relief it was pleasantly warm as she sat down.
But then she remembered: She lives alone.

hangover helper

People have this bad habit of using “homeopathy” to refer to all kinds of alternative and unproven medicine, when it really refers to a very specific thing. Taking vitamins or herbal supplements isn’t homeopathy (especially since some of them actually do things). Homeopathy is exactly what this article says it is — a…

for most people looking for homeopathy cures you are probably right, but I’m sure there’s a high percentage of people who just buy the homeopathic remedy because it’s right there on the shelf at CVS next to the tylenol, nyquil, and other real medicines and cheaper with less side effects and don’t know the difference.…