Base the review on how much you’re willing to spend on it:

Just twist them and tie them with a ribbon? Make it look like giant candy.

Koons, you glorious nutball salesman.

Eclair in romaji, written by person who doesn’t know French?

Duh the song had lyrics! Lou Albano sang them best!

Being free to do something and that something being a dick move are not mutually exclusive.

when i was talking to my friend about this....I was like “Consider this instead...

ETA this. The greatest “Ventriloquist” act ever.

Point of contention: the original hoverboard from the movie was a Mattel toy, ostensibly for young kids, as opposed to the “powered” versions that Biff’s son’s gang used. Remember how Marty had to break off the handle that the little girl was using?

Super disappointed they didn’t include my favourite elastic lifehack: use elastics to pin down lightweight dishes (tupperware, etc) in your dishwasher, it keeps them from flipping over and filling with gungy water.

Full credit to my Dad, who I feel invented this, even though he probably didn’t

My goodness.

“Pull to Inflate” was Vanilla Ice’s second album.

The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

I’ve been celebrating Eliza Doolittle day since I first heard the cast album of My Fair Lady on Thursday, May 12, 1966. I made my mother buy a cake on May 20th, but she refused to pay extra to have Happy Eliza Doolittle Day on it.

“his Flash costume will have a “post-apocalyptic” appearance.”

Ahem.

If Apple doesn’t want me to see it, why is on iTunes?

Doesn’t seem to have L and R buttons. Good luck playing GBA games on it.

It’s a nice idea, but sometimes even my regular box-end wrenches won’t fit in where I need them to. There’s no way this wide-headed wrench would work for a good proportion of bolts and nuts out there.

The Podlings aren't missing anything - it's the Skeksis and the Mystics that are supposed to be whole together.