Hello wallpapers for the next year.

The Nest is a CO detector not CO2

For what it's worth, it's only a ton of money on your hardware if you feel the need to keep up with the modding/Crysis crowd. I bought a mid-range graphics card nearly two years ago for about $80 and I've played Arkham Origins, Skyrim, Bioshock Infinite, Saints Row IV, and plenty of other games at high graphics…

For a second there I thought "damn, Break must be a hell of a game"...

Nope. The Tetris license has almost always been owned by Alexey Pajitnov except for when it was owned by the USSR.

I didn't mean that. I take it back. I'm too cheap that's all.

I, for one, blame all that rock and/or roll.

kids are in fact not getting dumber, see the kids that listened to a Judas Priest record backwards and then tried to kill themselves (one of them survived the shotgun blast and completely destroyed his face/skull)

Kids are getting smarter, or at least, they're getting more space to showcase their abilities. There are numerous examples of young teens and such, doing incredibly things academically.

so you believe a mentally ill 12 year old should be tried as an adult?

If I make my wife laugh hard enough, she farts. That's how I know when it's good.

Thank you , Kinja, for making this Jabroni the featured comment.

To be fair, "nowhere" makes up about 7/8 of Canada.

They might be the same place. I mean think about it. Has anyone ever seen Russia and Florida in the same room?

I know, it's horrible! I was planning on buying ice cream later today!

Sorry Godzilla can't meet your unrealistic standards of what REAL Kaiju should look like, Japan. #truebeauty

"Brothers!"

Windows 8 has the most robust collection of apps: Not all of Windows 8's apps are optimized for tablet usage, but with a keyboard and mouse connected, you could install Steam, download Bioshock Infinite and take on Comstock from your tablet. No other platform boasts that level of compatibility.

Re: Edit: #MichaelJacksonProblems?

Insert the Calvin's Dad school of thought, which while I have no kids, I look forward to the ability to use this school of thought.