I, for one, blame all that rock and/or roll.

kids are in fact not getting dumber, see the kids that listened to a Judas Priest record backwards and then tried to kill themselves (one of them survived the shotgun blast and completely destroyed his face/skull)

Kids are getting smarter, or at least, they're getting more space to showcase their abilities. There are numerous examples of young teens and such, doing incredibly things academically.

so you believe a mentally ill 12 year old should be tried as an adult?

If I make my wife laugh hard enough, she farts. That's how I know when it's good.

Thank you , Kinja, for making this Jabroni the featured comment.

To be fair, "nowhere" makes up about 7/8 of Canada.

They might be the same place. I mean think about it. Has anyone ever seen Russia and Florida in the same room?

I know, it's horrible! I was planning on buying ice cream later today!

Sorry Godzilla can't meet your unrealistic standards of what REAL Kaiju should look like, Japan. #truebeauty

"Brothers!"

Windows 8 has the most robust collection of apps: Not all of Windows 8's apps are optimized for tablet usage, but with a keyboard and mouse connected, you could install Steam, download Bioshock Infinite and take on Comstock from your tablet. No other platform boasts that level of compatibility.

Re: Edit: #MichaelJacksonProblems?

yeah, I thought this would be fun to watch, but it was too difficult to sit through people getting hurt. maybe if this was set to Yakkety Sax?

Insert the Calvin's Dad school of thought, which while I have no kids, I look forward to the ability to use this school of thought.

Yes. Just as every other parent does too. Get over yourself.

I just tell my kids their eyes turn red when they lie. Works every time.

Also, this kid is a goddamn master at shaky-pretend-controller-hands.

A pentium III? Maybe if you are rich and stuff. No one will ever need anything beyond the Pentium Pro anyways and 64 megs of ram. Anything more is a waste. FACT.

What are you going to do with 256 megs of ram? Load quake into ram so it loads before you turn the computer on?

Three, and one piano.