For those of us that live in more than one room, that's not really an option. ;)

Since Kinja isn't letting me update my own post...

Couldn't finish the video. I didn't feel like explaining to my coworkers what exactly I was laughing at.

There's actually an "In-App Purchases" section on the itunes store page. In itunes, it's on the left-hand side of the page. In the app store (on your phone) it's at the bottom of the page. Click on that and it'll actually list the in-app purchases that are available.

I'm sorry, but you make no sense.

I am amazed they haven't made this game already.

Who exactly are they selling to?

Like nearly everyone that's posted so far, I basically ignore the video.

Well, the article is about hiding apps. Usually, hiding things makes them harder to find. So yes?

Then don't play games on your phone?

Actually, I think the article is wrong. I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to be Bowser. I think the joke is that the this is just supposed to be the same security company that worked for Bowser and that Bowser's weird castle/trap system is part of a standard package.

Well, I was going to say it looked a little like a radar screen. That is, until I googled 'radar' and took a better look. Now I've got no idea what that's supposed to be.

While I can't speak to the actual quality of the game since I haven't played it, I definitely agree that it's not 8-bit at all. It looks like a NES platformer with SNES graphics.

...the game brings the endless platforming of Jungle Run to four new worlds with "75+" levels...

Wow. This brings back some bad memories from childhood.

Yeah, I noticed that too. I think that makes us super-nerds.

So when do we get a Google Music app?

The music starting at about 3:26 is blatantly trying to sound like the Shire theme. It's a little disconcerting. It seems pretty obvious that's what the composer was going for.

I think the irony here is that the majority of these images already depict what most people outside of Japan would already consider "uncool".

Ah. I was really hoping there was a tv or comic series this was based on. I love this kind of WWII meets organic sci-fi aesthetic.