Couldn't finish the video. I didn't feel like explaining to my coworkers what exactly I was laughing at.

There's actually an "In-App Purchases" section on the itunes store page. In itunes, it's on the left-hand side of the page. In the app store (on your phone) it's at the bottom of the page. Click on that and it'll actually list the in-app purchases that are available.

I'm sorry, but you make no sense.

Oh, man. That scene was so confusing for me as a young boy. She's evil and ugly, but then she's hot. But then she's ugly again! My little prepubescent mind couldn't handle the emotions.

I am amazed they haven't made this game already.

Who exactly are they selling to?

Did they cut off a breast as a show of allegiance? I seem to remember that it was so that the breast wouldn't get in the way when they were shooting a long bow. Could be wrong, though. Maybe it was a mix of both?

I'm sensing a new diet fad...

Like nearly everyone that's posted so far, I basically ignore the video.

Well, the article is about hiding apps. Usually, hiding things makes them harder to find. So yes?

Then don't play games on your phone?

Man, that baby used to freak me out. It's like they couldn't figure out how to actually draw a toddler so instead they just drew a small, chubby woman. I mean, look at that hand! It's a grown-up hand on a baby! Maybe I'm weird but hopefully this creeped other people out too.

Actually, I think the article is wrong. I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to be Bowser. I think the joke is that the this is just supposed to be the same security company that worked for Bowser and that Bowser's weird castle/trap system is part of a standard package.

I love how the RIAA isn't even trying to make sense with its arguments.

OK, so the editing was pretty great but the whole thing was undermined by the font he used. No real trailer would ever us that. It kept making me think he did the whole thing in Windows Movie Maker or something.

Wouldn't you have to take your gloves off to type in your password anyway? Unless you're one of the (relatively few) people with capacitive gloves.

Well, I was going to say it looked a little like a radar screen. That is, until I googled 'radar' and took a better look. Now I've got no idea what that's supposed to be.

It's been a few years since I was a children's librarian, but I don't recall Imogene solving any murders... ;-)

While I can't speak to the actual quality of the game since I haven't played it, I definitely agree that it's not 8-bit at all. It looks like a NES platformer with SNES graphics.

...the game brings the endless platforming of Jungle Run to four new worlds with "75+" levels...