I was driving home from work on the interstate in the right lane at approximately 70 miles per hour, following a truck. In the middle of the lane, there was a rusty three-pronged trailer hitch that was sticking up with the ball up in the air. The truck in front of me cleared the object. I did not have enough time to…

It's a catch-22. If the plate is correct, the cops will just make something up to cite you for. If the plate is false, you won't receive any undeserved tickets, but you're an asshole driving around with a false accusation on the back of your car.

...They already make a 2014 Caprice. Just sayin'.

It looks like it'd be fun right up until you have to do an emergency stop and, with no handlebars or steering wheel to hold onto, bounce your head off the windshield and fall out of it onto the street.

Pffft, to hell with convertibles, I want a clown shoe with a folding rear seat!

Please forgive the incredulous surprise on my part. See, everything about this story — shitty driving, BMW, Fat Burger — screams "America" to me. Specifically, "Florida." Right?

So a ZL1 is a GT and a Z/28 is a sports car?

I'll walk, thank you.

Why has the retractable front air dam never become a thing? It seems like it'd be an awesome way for really low cars to get into driveways/parking lots with high approach angles.

I'll second this nomination... around $100k for an "SUV" that can only carry 4 people, can't go off road, and has a small trunk and terrible visibility.

This is actually the SECOND time a Corvette's been available with 7 speeds... the first time being the weirdo 4+3 setup they used on the 84-88 C4's.

Horn's idea is to go one step further and use a system to monitor the speed of the cars both in front and behind you, then forcing you to drive a speed somewhere in between of those other two cars. That means the cycle of flashing brake lights that makes people panic and slow down would end.

The answer is always Miata.

A true '67 split window would go much MUCH more than $100k... Mostly because they only made split windows in 1963.

Bah, I just posted this exact picture, but it looks like I was late to the game.

Subaru XT6. All other answers are wrong.

Where's the driveshaft???

From the sound of it, they're going after everybody on a motorcycle that doesn't have forward controls.

It sounds like it's the best of both worlds! Err... well... it sounds like it would be the best of both worlds if it actually, you know, worked.

The biggest problem I see with a $75k electric Cadillac is the Cadillac badge, which is pretty far from the green movement in most people's minds.