Not for a long long time. When it comes to gadgety stuff, I like to be the last one to the party and show up after the hype has died off, the technology has proved itself out, and prices are reasonable.

...Yeah, that Volvo review took a weird turn at the end.

I still think it'll be a long long time before I'd trust an autonomous car to shuttle me around in a non-autonomous world.

The only reason anybody would nominate something other than this for the worst car movie of all time would be because they haven't seen it.

I don't care about all those stupid FWD cars. I want a God Damned Escort RS Cosworth! A blue one with a big wing!

Looks like most of the good answers are already taken, I'll enter my submission for semi-recent comedy:

Tesla has to pick a fight with every state that has laws like that if it wants to sell their cars there.

It's pricey for sure, but considering the level of technology and performance involved here — zero to 62 mph in 4.4 seconds from an electric motor that works with a turbocharged 1.5-liter three cylinder — the price sounds appropriate.

It looks like it'd be a cool car for a wealthy warlord who wants something fast to drive in a country filled with roads ravaged by explosives and disrepair... or it could be the most stylish way to participate in the Paris-Dakar. Beyond that, I'm not sure who would buy one.

The Murano uses a FWD based platform that's shared with the Altima, not the 370Z.

I happened to catch 2 Fast 2 Furious on TV the other night. Every time I saw the 3G Eclipse, all I could think was "Why??".

It might not be THE weirdest, but it's still awfully surprising:

Have you guys not seen 'The Gumball Rally'?

Because they tested it 0-100 kph, which equals 62.14 mph.

It's all the work of one absolutely bonkers Swiss man, Ueli Anlicker. Read more about him right here.

I think it's hilarious that if that exact same video was shot on an identical stretch of road that happened to be here in the states, there would be a million responses like:

What, you think your gender has a monopoly on wanting to be pretty? THAT'S SEXIST, LADY!!!

Actually, I can't really think of a thing that many/most guys only do in the car that women also don't do.

There have been instances where I've been aware of a motorcycle in my blind spot in the next lane solely because I heard it. I think it's reasonable to assume that loud pipes can prevent people from changing into your lane.

There's no video, but if you google "David Bisard" you can read all about the most deplorable instance of police driving you'll ever see.