Race, what Race? All I saw was a demolition derby followed by endless caution laps.

YOU LIE JALOPNIK! There's a Skoda Octavia at 0:44 parked in the lines.

WE FINALLY FOUND IT! This MUST be the parking lot to the fabled Ass Hat Store!

Actually, the BMW was the second best parked out of the whole group (only the one red car actually IN the lines wins).

This video, entitled "Parking In Russia," shows what might just be the worst parking lot anywhere in the world. It puts BMW drivers to shame.

I think you mean tyres.

"it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear." - Mark Donohue

Best measure of a car ever.

Oooohhhh, that's why F1 cars have all them fancy wings and 'downforce'.

I now see the benefit of bleeping out cuss words. If it's in another language and it's bleeped then I at least know he's cussing. Still no idea what he's saying but, I know he's cussing and that makes it more enjoyable.

One and a half pair of rear tires per gear.

I believe that from now on, 1190 hp = 1 dragonpower. I expected to see Daenarys Targaryen come out and stroke it soothingly.

A turbo the size of a bucket?

There's a guy a couple of blocks from me with a pair of brass-era Model T Fords. He drives them regularly in nice weather. When I see him on the street I will follow behind simply to listen to the car. It's a pure mechanical sound, a joy for the gearhead to absorb. Nothing fancy, no crazy mufflers, nothing. Just…

It is a rather attractive thing — but I was surprised at how handsome the Model S turned out to be in person. Different vehicles for different tastes (and needs), really.

This makes me happy. The Karma is such a beautiful design (MUCH more sexy than the Model S, IMO) and I was worried that it was going away. While I was dreaming the impossible dream that Ford would buy Fisker and turn the Karma into the next Lincoln (as is and also with the option to ditch the batteries/drivetrain and…

"Beats the hell out of selling it to the Chinese, right?"