High five for "close to Little Rock" peeps on Jezebel!

Right on the old bean.

It's seriously his only contribution to the team. Don't take this away from him.

Sold. I'll stay alive.

I'm not an amoeba.

Man, that makes me want to not live on the earth.

I can't believe this is a real email written by a real human to other real humans. Also, who describes dude's dicks as "tic tacs". Can someone explain that to me?

I'm in tears. Good job.

Funniest story of all stories.

I played basketball at the Boys & Girls Club until I could play JV ball in the 8th grade. The worst part is that you were always sponsored by some local restaurant so we would be "Catfish and Hushpuppies Good Time Kuntry Eating Blue Devils" and inevitably the coach was always someone who had a son on the team who…

You don't have to. Just don't distrust him cause he's black. Otherwise, cool!

I have been saying this since the original trailers came out. I love Aronofsky but didn't know of I could really pay to see White Noah and his pure white family restart the human race. I think I brought this up on i09 hoping that someone with influence would write about it and instead got told I was injecting race…

No. It's boring.

Some people disagree with his policy. Some people disagree with the sounds that come out of his mouth because goddamnit ain't no uppity black man gonna tell them what to do. #benghazi.

How white.

How about you go fuck yourself and then bend over and get fucked by the horse your rode in on.

Watch it. It's amazing.

Appearance of impropriety is important. None of this jockeying will change the fact that the judge likely knows the prosecutors in her district as well as the defense bar. And she has personal relationships that vary in degrees with each of them. I am glad that it came up now as not to be some sort of stick-in-the-mud…

It's sad that we even have to need proof.

One of the most hypocritical and infuriating things is the "acceptable negro" rule and I think you point it out perfectly. For a lot of people growing up, I occupied that space (I'm light-skinned, my mother is an accountant, and I talk "good") so I often got to see thing that I don't think other black men did. I think…