He. Murdered. His. Dad.

Making money

There’s also the Vita, you don’t really want people wondering if V stands for Vita whenever you say PSV.

I think it’s a good strategy - by being very predictable and derivative about everything like the naming and logos, Sony’s doing a seemingly deliberate opposite of whatever the hell Microsoft is doing with its XBox One Something X branding where you can’t even tell it’s new console unless you’re a gaming nerd.

Come on, what’s confusing about a product line with titles like the Xbox, Xbox One, Xbox One X and Xbox Series X? :D

I wouldn’t downplay the utter clusterfuck that was the wii/wii u branding fiasco though...

On one end we have Sony, whose naming scheme is a bit boring, but consistent and easy to follow. On the other you have Nintendo whose names are varied, but at least have some kind of reasoning behind the names that ties to the console’s features (except for Wii and Wii U from what I can tell).

If by competent you mean gutting the company, cutting costs, slowing R&D, pursuing a shitty strategy to slow the bleeding to make it sirvive longer.

I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

wheres kevin hart on this list?

No, no, no. You boil the water, then freeze it. So when you’re making pasta later in the week, you’ve already got boiled water ready to go! 

Need ice? Freeze water!

I’m sure the GOP is going to try and do the same thing once he’s out of office.

Nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ quite like a vanity cameo by a psychopath rapist criminal who has illegally abducted tens of thousands of children and thrown them into squalid concentration camps.

There are tweets from 2015 that verify that the scene has been cut for several years for time. 

The forces of Free Market Capitalism have spoken, Donny. And they have said, “We really need these two extra minutes to get a word in for bagged milk.”

Hey, I wonder what Jameis Winston is up to? :p

“Are we getting reimbursed for this surgery?”

I sincerely hope the “inventor” of this thing dies of a stroke from shitting too hard on their uncomfortable toilet. 

That’s still 5 minutes of wasted productivity. It’s time to embrace mandatory colostomy bags in the workplace.