Worse-two home PRESEASON games per team.

20 years? By that time half the stadium will be filled by Rivers’ grandchildren. 

Is that the first faint whiff of contraction I detect on the breeze? Bold prediction that no one, including myself, will remember five minutes from now: The NFL will be a 28-team league by 2025, down to 20 by 2030, and a barnstorming group of four Globetrotter-esque exhibition teams by 2040.

Hey, it’s a Choice of game! I love Choice of games!

What’s the NFL’s end game here? Isn’t having to start Osweiler for (at least) three games punishment enough?

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

Nathan Peterman can’t wear slacks because they’re “too flashy.”

Still an upgrade from the Peter Man

I can’t wait until Stan Kroenke’s massive Inglewood stadium opens and is treated like a dormant volcano by the locals.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Lame. I was hoping it would drop before Red Dead Redemption 2. That way I could swing my way through the story again before losing all my time in that beast. I think I will wait until all the DLC drops now before I start Spider-Man over again.

I wish Insomniac would say whether or not NG+ has new suits. I have all the…

Naw, man. It’s not “people”, it’s Tucker Carlson. Regular ol’ assholes are still out in restaurants across the country, not being yelled at. This racist asshole, who’s using his platform to endanger people and worsen our national landscape, as well as your Huckabee-Sanders and your Stephen Millers should absolutely be…

Counter point, when you sell your soul for millions and use your platform to hurt others there are consequences.

“The Raiders won’t get their asses kicked this weekend, because they have a bye.”

It was delivered perfectly for the sort of people who think “pussywhipped” is an appropriate thing to say to a man buying Tampax.

This is not how Piers Morgan works

I know Republicans are masters of projection, but their recent line of attack about Democrats being a mob is absurd. Have they forgotten the Tea Party? Are they ignoring the Proud Boys? The multiple standoffs with the Bundy’s? The Unite the Right rally where someone was literally killed by a mob? I mean these are the…

Or he uses that trace amount of DNA as a body shield to do whatever the hell he wants to minorities. Can’t be racist if he’s black. 

I’d love to see him reveal his results on live TV:

Plot twist: