the Patriots, as currently constructed, are slow as shit.

I don’t understand Seattle turning down a 2nd Rounder for a guy they have no intention of signing.

I’m really concerned that this movie will try and imply that the Joker and Harley’s “relationship” is something other than a violent psychopath perpetually abusing a victim of Stockholm syndrome.

You mean don’t tackle the qb? Even blandino, former head of officiating, said it was BS!

Jake Locker should go No. 1 in the draft

Kojima is, without a doubt, amazingly pretentious, but he’s put out enough solid gold to not be the most overrated developer, which, in my mind, Is actually Rare. 

Rare produced a whole catalog of dorky but competent games that became noteworthy for doing things that people didn’t expect at the time. Most of them of…

Ugh, can’t you go anywhere without someone mentioning Trump?

Clearly, you haven’t played any of his games.

Equally, why combine the Punisher logo with red lives matter? Are they going to brutally execute the fire without a trial? It’s messed up that cops like to use it, but there’s a least some way it kinda makes sense there. For firefighters?

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

Who is the message “Red Lives Matter” directed at?  People who are pro-fire?

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

Why do I get the vibe of President Little Mushroom thinking he was pimping her out to Big Ben? 

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Let’s see Collinsworth spin this one on Sunday Night Friday Football.

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…