This article was written on Saturday, they just had to wait to plug in the actual terms.

Oh yeah, because this will really hurt the Brown’s chances of winning the AFC.

And of course watch Gordon become Randy Moss in a Patriot uniform. Stop fucking trading with Belichick, goddammit! 

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

As soon as word got out that The Browns were finished with Gordon, everyone here knew exactly what was about to happen, right?

Bailey could descend from above and save many teams this season but he has told his followers “Not yet”.

We wait for the moment the sacred words are whispered

“Yes”

He clearly violated the new rule against tackling the quarterback.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

 no one Vikes that

He was the best receiver in the league by a wide margin 4 seasons ago, and has accumulated zero football wear and tear on his body since then. He could have easily had a huge game last week if Tyrod would have thrown it to him a few more times;he repeatedly beat his man and was running open downfield.

He had several good games when he was on the field a season ago , and played 70 snaps while hauling in a very difficult TD catch just last week. He very clearly hasn't lost it, skill-wise, though rust and stamina may be a factor in the near-term. 

It actually makes sense. Like, have you ever sharted, just a little? The mistake most make is to freak out and try and clean up. The right move is to actually lean into it and explosively and excessively shit your pants. People will think you’re a lunitic and the stench will scare most off, and that’s when you strike!

those spiders aren’t gonna 2 y their own bananas, barry.

If the store is insured, let ‘em take it. What a waste of time and resources this is.

That lady's Twitter account is nuts.  Conspiracy theories galore.  It's especially funny that she's ranting about corporate globalists all throughout her feed, but then complains about a corporation getting looted during an emergency.  It's a fucking dollar store, not God damn Best Buy.

Wow! Look at the brave law enforcement tracking down people going after sub-par line production throwaways rather than making sure people aren’t electrocuted by downed power lines, aren’t drowning in their homes or lacking potable water.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Nah, you were right not to. Best case scenario, you are made to unwillingly join in as part of the blue wall. Worst case, you do try to effect change and die in an alley somewhere afer back up is “delayed”.

Unfortunately, most of us don’t need to be told that law-enforcement resources and sympathies are strongly weighted against all social good, and toward right-wing fascism. And for the people who actually need to learn this, this proof will be meaningless. There’s no saving this country. 

It’s that rowboat groove and the vaguely african flourishes, smooth 1983 synth and ultra-catchy hooks.