Just because something was acceptable and charming in 1999 does not mean it’s still acceptable and charming in 2017. Standards have been raised, and a series that previously broke new ground should not be lagging behind this badly, especially considering it has at least some funding from major publishers and is one of…

The ass in that trailer is all in those models. They look like they’re about 15 years old. That’s fine if that’s what they’re going for, but clearly the graphics that aren’t the characters are worlds better. Honestly, this almost smacks of, “Oh shit we don’t have anything to show,” and they took the assets they had…

Because they think consent is fake news.

“So we’re being asked to provide Constitutional protections for behavior, a choice in behavior as opposed to a primary characteristic.”

Well I thought it was fun! Dragon skeletons! Literally everyone is now immune to bullets! Jessica Jones doing pretty much nothing for 8 eps! It’s going to be very successful. I also have literally no standards for superhero shows.

I really hope they go the rehabilitation route, rather than the punishment route. At 15, there is a very good chance that 3 years Of hospitalization and therapy could turn her into a productive member of society. 10 years in (I’m assuming) an adult prison and you’re pretty much guaranteed a psychopath at the end.

Remember the people who claimed they were going to vote for him because he was rich and he wouldn’t be corrupted?

It’s hilarious because Jones is such a dumb meathead dork. He gets freaking coffee thrown on him by a cackling semi-bearded hipster. A normal person would appear sympathetic here. But Jones immediately starts ranting about jihadis and “This is why they hate the West.” The fuck?

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.

Yes. It’s also just another Uncharted game with beautiful vistas, fleshed out characters, a compelling story and a photo mode that lets you do winky faces!

In a not-shocking-at-all development, lastnight Memphis decided to protect its Nathan Bedford Forrest statue with 22 police cars, 7 unmarked cars, 4 tactical unit black SUVs, 1 tactical truck and also sky cams.

I personally think they should be melted down into urinals, but I’m willing to entertain other options.

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

A good second-round gamble is the Chiefs taking a 6-foot-7 guy who played at an FCS school and hoping he becomes a starting DE. A bad second-round gamble is picking a kicker when there are plenty of similar options at his position available near the end of or after the draft.