Ah, he’s making a run into politics I see.

What did the poor SOB who has to run that account do to deserve that?

No one cares about your fantasy team.

Because it’s obvious why it’s a hellhole except to those who help make it a hellhole.

“Gamers” will get upset and come up with conspiracy theories about literally everything.

Read nothing but Twilight and Dan Brown novels until your bookseller takes pity on your and gives you something good for free.

You could probably remove “starting” from the title, if we’re all being honest here.

Ban football.

Well, they won’t be for much longer, one way or another.

Imagine if the Packers didn’t have one of the five worst head coaches in the league. They could have three or four Super Bowl titles right now instead of just the one.

Nathan Peterman is the worst quarterback in NFL history. There has never been anyone worse, and there never will be. It’s simply not possible to be any worse.

I’d live to live in the world where you or anyone thinks that doing so is ever respectful and not ever sarcastic or mean-spirited.

Personally, I’ve always loved the American Fidelity Verizons. Much better than those Casino Arizona Talking Stick Resorts!

Darn you, Sony! If you just quit making great games you’d be in real trouble!

Knowing Bethesda, they’re probably going to sue Sony, Kotaku and any other publication that isn’t 100% positive towards them, anyone badmouthing them on Twitter, and me for this comment. If you can’t beat ‘em, sue ‘em!

That puts the “Tiger Woods is Back” count to 16.

I hate this goddamned country so much.

I mean, have you seen that Last of Us Part II trailer kiss?

I hope a Solo sequel comes around, gives us a good explanation as to why they don’t matter, and then the fan boys get all pissy and start crying over it! That’ll be fun to see. Again.