Jortem
Jortem
Jortem

I just want them to take Mass Effect in a new direction and not have you be a military officer and in a dream world be allowed to pick your species.

I guess you could say your soul wasn't of a high enough...

Oh, all the time. That's kinda the point. We can post cosplay stuff over there then bring over the best of it to the front Kotaku page.

Bam.

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.

A pity I can no longer bring myself to play this game. Last time I tried, something jumped out of a cupboard and I screamed like a little girl. Right next to my niece, who is a little girl (and didn't scream).

Now playing

I'm gonna pull a hipster move and bring an even more obscure reference. This is what popped in my head when I saw on the direct feed that Little Mac was going to be a playable character for the new Smash Bros:

What's amazing about this footage BESIDES Inafune-san game testing is the large plasma on a mount of some sort with a live camera feed of the office. Hooray for productivity!!! "Shacho is always watching.... keep up the good work! Gambarimashou!"

A wild Rat-tat-tat-ata appeared!

My ears hurt after watching the shiny Ponyta video. The "Down goes Frazier" of shiny hunting videos?

REMEMBER MY NAME

Am I the only guy who wants practically dressed female characters? I shouldn't feel like a minority on this but I do.

"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!"

In my mind... screw all that hotbar bullshit. I'm sick of MMOs being the realm of a godawful number of skills that you need to literally ADD MORE BARS to see more of your skills. Fuck that shit, bro. No.