New Olympic Sport: Survival.

They’re really going ahead with this, aren’t they? Athletes competing in raw sewage, spectators flocking toward an epidemic, infrastructure collapsing in real time: It’s got the complete package. Idiocy, corruption and willful blindness. Just perfect.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

Clever. Too bad he was actually dodging a tougher question about Canadian military involvement in the Middle East. Check out the full video:

Sure thing buddy

I’ve been going non-stop. Today I’ve:

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Anker SoundCore. Basically anything made by Anker is of the highest quality and performs very well for the price. I…

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Is it just me or are others having trouble seeing the video? I just see a black square above.

Good point. My bad. I’m not going to edit that so everyone can make fun of it. I might learn something from it.

Yes, each year is adjusted to FY 2013 dollars.

Well, I for one am happy about it. My office blocks Kotaku!

So you changed your car’s oil at the recommended 3000 miles and your car will not start because you did it at Oil Can Henry’s or Jiffy Lube instead of your dealer.... after a Navigation system update.

What? The case is made of Titanium. The rubber band is not the cheap Casio kind but more like the ones made by Hublot or Rolex. Granted, you might think this is not worth $1500 but you didn’t even mention that after two years of owning the watch, you can pay another $1500 and get a real, mechanical, Carrera. This is a…

Nothing about Deadpool is subtle. Why would we expect his marketing to be any less?

I use my cheap cable to charge my hoverboard.

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

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