Now, is this uncle relationship true, or is the cop making it up as he goes?

No, I laugh at it hard. But, I was in drumline and the marching band...

brave little dog!

1968 Security: Go home boys this isn't safe.

I agree. I have read so many articles on building confidence, but they all seem like those late night infomercials, ala buy this now and increase whatever, you lose without it and it seems to me alot of confidence articles or exercises are built towards the extroverted folks, and the introverts get left out in the…

Confidence isn't knowing. Confidence is believing. I know a lot of confident people who have no competence. Doesn't stop them from living in their self inflated bubble.

If I had telekinesis, i'd try to restrict myself to harmless mischief like unhooking girls' bras, cheating in casinos, pulling rich peoples' private planes out of the air, stopping blood flow to troublesome politicians' brains, pushing senior citizens' cars out of my way, petting kittens at a distance, fun stuff like…

But exactly how real is this "real currency?"... sitting in the bank... in the form of 1s and 0s on a networked hard drive someplace... dare I say... kind of like Bitcoins.

I don't know what this is, or why you posted it ... but I want it ... now ... all over me!

He was clearly holding it wrong.

"The Mil Spec H1 Hummer only made it to third after it became bogged down on it's 247th bike. The wildcat came in second with 275 bikes, but we would like to note it completed its run 22 seconds faster than any other vehicle."

psst... your trunk is too far away

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

"He was difficult to work with, but at least he was incompetent, too!"

Getting rid of mice is like getting rid of bicycles. IDIOCRACY in the making.

Obviously fake.

Oh and then there are the brakes on the Volvo trucks.

You should buy Apple now so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple later so you can buy Apple…

If you actually know what you're doing and don't do stupid "sell it quick" options this is really untrue. I've been getting a new phone (android and WP as well as iphones) every 4-6 months for about the last 3 years without ever spending more than 50-100 out of pocket. I've owned probably about 20-25 phones since the…