Welcome to Columbia, MD. Home of the chain restaurant.

Correct. That goes for body text especially. COPPERPLATE GOTHIC BOLD FOR EVERYTHING.

Yikes... I’m actually scared to see what the total is. Thankfully it doesn’t auto-separate into “useful stuff you actually needed” and “junk you didn’t need and wasted money on.”

You say fuckton of pesto like it was a bad thing.

You say fuckton of pesto like it was a bad thing.

The polite term is “eccentric.”

haha no need for a parking spot...you can park on top of any other car :)

As a former open-micer, I can tell you this is an absolutely terrible idea unless you’re super into cringe comedy.

You can be too careful. $10 Master combination locks are notoriously easy to crack, but investing in a $100 keyed padlock would be too careful, for the likelihood of someone taking the time to break into a locker at the gym.

how is the power “interrupted”? do they disassemble the phone and cut out the battery. The whole counter failing to keep track of wrong entries over a restart sounds like a pretty big security exploit that Apple and Android both need to fix immediately.

It now has 5 and 6 at the end. No one will ever get it right!

Buy a piece of a jet? How can you fly on that?

But then that becomes... *work*.

That’s almost exactly what my wife and I decided last night. A foundation for relatives and friends, a Super Pac for politicians we like, and several millions to Planned Parenthood because fuck conservatives.

Plus just paying off my debts would make me immensely, well, maybe not happy, but HAPPIER.

How do you lose it though. Just put it in a savings account with 1-2%. You can’t live off of 150k a year...80-90 after taxes? Or use the money to put into housing and rent out close to military base.

RG III needs to go to a professional football team that makes a running QB an integral part of their offensive scheme. I’m thinking Clemson.

I usually just put them straight in my belly

This was the John Snow that knew something.

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.